I don’t have many words to share with you this morning, but I felt it only polite to follow up on yesterday’s blog. I shall do this using the medium of giphys.
So first this happened ….
This of course, is an actual photo of me and is pretty much how I both look, and start all my mornings. Flower changes depending on seasonal availability. Prince changes depending on kidnapping availability.
All was good in the world as I set to, commencing what was to be a glorious day.
Time for morning ablutions.
I obviously don’t get paid to poop. There are many things I am happy to do for money but pooping isn’t one of them. Nor is making my own giphys.
And then this happened.
At first, I thought the rumblings were some kind of earth movement,but I soon realised that my soul was trying to remove itself from my body.
It got messy.
I googled quickly whilst loo-bound … ‘upset tummy after eating Indian food’ …
The news wasn’t good. It looks like I could be here for the foreseeable future. ‘Here‘, being on the loo. Still. My legs went numb about 30 minutes ago and I can no longer feel my face.
Please send gifts and donations. Money and diamonds are renown for their healing properties.
Until tomorrow. If I make it.
Anna J xxx